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“We must remember that nothing in this world really belongs to us. At best, we are merely borrowers.”
― Christopher Isherwood

nubbederasers:

newtonsdick:

i made something for you guys to drag, so drag it right now

click if you’re on mobile

nubbederasers:

newtonsdick:

i made something for you guys to drag, so drag it right now

click if you’re on mobile

oralcontraceptivepillsmith:

*tells someone about debilitating mental health issue*

"yeah i think everyone gets that tbh"

trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

oknope:

can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?

fallen-angel-nightshade:

nonbinaryanders:

justsomefuckingguy:

captcreate:

odditymall:

The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.

—->http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool

This some of that James Bond shit.

Swiss Army Hairclip

Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be?

FINALLY!!!

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you