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“We must remember that nothing in this world really belongs to us. At best, we are merely borrowers.”
― Christopher Isherwoood.

hey, why you gotta be such a mega succubitch? it's not very! Love, Kirk & Spock

allofthefeelings:

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

THIS HAS PASSED MY DASH EASILY TWENTY TIMES AND I JUST GOT THE JOKE.

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

Me: you can talk to me whenever you feel bad! I'll always be there for you
Me: *bottles up problems* *doesnt talk about it with anyone* *lays in bed instead of trying to solve my own problems*

clannyphantom:

i cant believe 14 year olds are having sex and getting drunk. when i was 14 i had snow white hair and glowing green eyes i could walk through walls disappear and fly i was much more unique than the other guys

trickbit:

vespertinavi:

My favorite Stephen Gammell illustrations from ‘Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark’.

Stephen Gammell was probably my biggest inspiration growing up, one of them anyway. 

edwardspoonhands:

Suddenly I’m a Pittsburgh fan…one baby is all it took.

earthnation:

where can i find this friendzone i need some friends

sevistheman:

demundean:

you know what kills me, what really haunts my deepest darkest dreams? harry using lumos at privet drive in prisoner of azkaban to do his homework. WARNER BROTHERS! Harry Potter WAS NOT ALLOWED TO DO MAGIC OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL. THAT’S WHY HE RAN AWAY AFTER BLOWING UP HIS FUCKING AUNT. Do you understand the MAJOR continuity problem in your adaptation of this billion-dollar book series? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

YES THANK YOU THIS REALLY UPSETS ME

megaparsecs:

we’re all better and gayer people than we used to be